* The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
* I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
* CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
* If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
* Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names.
* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
* Motel Six doesn’t leave the light on anymore.
* Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear !
Love this post! Wish I had thought of these things – I'm jealous! Gave me my laugh for the day – thanks.
(Moments in Time)
I hear ya, honey! But at least we've found a way to "laugh" about it.
Brenda
Hi Karen…I didn't want to come here…I didn't want to read…I didn't want to get hooked…and yet…here I am….read til I was tired of reading and I am signing up as your newest follower. I follow. I comment…I like this blog! Hugs- Diana
Ha ha, too funny and the last one rings a little true 🙂
Laughter is the best medicine…and we need it these days:) Thanks for starting my afternoon off with a good chuckle!
Thank you, I really needed a laugh!
This would be very funny if it wasn't all true. Thanks for the grins.
Darryl and Ruth : )
Oh this was great!!! I just shared it with my hubs and he also was laughing and we were both saying this is so true.
HA! Great list.
DI
Great list. Great laugh!
XO,
Jane
Lordy mercy – funny but oh so true. 🙂
Funny and True!!
you already know that I am so, gonna steal this. But I'll give you the props.