On my way out to the barn early this morning I got a text from my sister as I was pulling up my boot straps…
S: I’m ready to go buy Velveeta even though I’ve never used it, lol.
Me: Isn’t that so ridiculous? Even the name is gross.
S: LOL I know .. it must be a PR gimmick.
Me: Well.. out into the Polar Vortex I go…with no Velveeta.
S: Lol.. Stay alive! I will find you and bring nachos!
Me: Perfect! …but only if you managed to score some velveeta.
S: I’ll work on it.
For those of you who are not aware.. on many media outlets it has been reported that there is apparently a dire Velveeta shortage. ( – you gotta be kidding me – ). So, the new panic shopping items before a snow storm, if Kraft has their way… will be milk, bread, toilet paper, Velveeta.
It just doesn’t get any sillier.