She ain’t kid’n.

State Trooper says  –  I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS.
I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something—body language, or the way she said it—made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .357 Magnum in her purse.

I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said,
“Not a f*cking thing!”

23 thoughts on “She ain’t kid’n.”

  2. Great story! We get better, stronger, fearless with age. I am not a gun fan at all, but you have to admire her feistiness.

  22. Oh shit. We should all be afraid of her though 😉

    (reminds me of that incredibly funny youtube sound tape of the guy who witnesses a traffic accident while he's talking into his mate's answering machine. The old ladies from one car hitting the guy from the other car with a bible. Hilariously funny. If you don't know it, let me know and I'll try to find it for you.

    😉

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