1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing really stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4 Was learning cursive really necessary?
5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on number 4. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
8. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. -such a sinking feeling…
9. “do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this…ever.
10. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, Hello? Hello? but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
11. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
12. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
13. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand while cutting off circulation in major arteries than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
15. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said? (welcome to my WORLD)
16. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in to get past at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! HOLD that Tiger!
17. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. -yep, this makes my blood run cold; been there, done that.
18. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Karen, those are so true and funny. Good post.
I am sitting here laughing my ass off! Each one just got funnier. So damn true, all of it.
#16 really got me laughing. Stay strong brothers and sisters…..
Too good, thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Those were great – sooo true!
Oh my stars!!! That is funny and oh so true!!!!!!
I think #1 should be a federal law … not that I've been surfing anywhere I shouldn't have been, but I'm just sayin'.
Connie
What a great way to start off September. I'm going to go make a list now….bye…
I think you should be up for a Pulitzer Funny post prize for this one!
Oh boy. You have me laughing. I especially love the sarcasm font. I would pay for that one. And the Mapquest directions starting at #4. You put a smile on my face today.
xo
Claudia
Thanks for the laughs!…I find that I agree with every single one of them:)
I loved your post. Made me start thinking about my own list!
So many of these apply!
YES!~ I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. -such a sinking feeling…
That post was hilarious! I especially agree with point #12. Besides history, I've often wondered what would happen to my BLOG if I croak. There really should be some protocol written into the Will about this, no?